Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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