mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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