i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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