I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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