God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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