1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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