in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I didn't shave. On purpose
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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