Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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