Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
