Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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