Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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