So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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