Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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