hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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