some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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