thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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