Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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