Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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