Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
