Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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