i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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