You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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