Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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