You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just cut my nipple shaving
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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