Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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