Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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