I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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