champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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