She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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