I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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