In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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