Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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