Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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