oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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