sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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