I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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