How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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