Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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