we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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