May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
please don't ironically join a cult
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