Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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