Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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