she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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