theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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