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remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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