he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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