North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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