he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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