i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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