I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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